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Get sexy with your bad self (or others)! With all this extra free time, this writer encourages you to explore your fun, kinky side and has some suggestions for just how to do so.
Author | Logan Einhorn
Tucked inside, far away in a tiny little mountain town during this unprecedented time, some may argue that I am a lucky gal to get to shelter in place with my partner. I agree. Others may be just about ready to kill their significant other. Some are spending this time isolated, all alone, with nobody to play with. So what have we been up to you may ask? How has this time affected the throes of passion for a couple who are self-isolating together?
With all of this extra down time, we have been getting creative, kinky, and experimental, and I encourage everyone else to as well, whether you’re with your isolation partner, just yourself, or virtually with others. I thought it was the perfect time to bust out my favorite latex outfit and throw on a wig to create a cute and sexy character for my partner. We love to dress up and shoot erotic moments while we play. Now is the time to cosplay, to bring your fantasies to life, and it’s an added bonus to enjoy all the documentation together later. I even got inspired to learn how to make my own custom latex clothing in the future and I’m excited to craft some sexy numbers to add to my wardrobe.
It really turns us on to watch others play together, too. The more the merrier, especially in these desolate times. We love watching porn together. Sexy kitten roleplay, dungeon threesomes, and torture chambers, oh my! Visuals are such a strong stimulant in the bedroom, and we are super excited to have our first virtual orgy with 4 other couples via zoom this coming week. “Zoom, zoom, zoom, make my heart go boom boom” could really turn into the anthem of the 21st century. It’s an incredible time to go virtual like we never have before, and if you’re all alone, what a tremendous resource for you to make a real connection, too!
I also want to rope you in on our favorite sex-cessories. What’s inside your sex drawer? It may be the perfect time to revamp and try out some new toys or BDSM play. Online orders are not cancelled! For us personally, we love whips and bondage, especially the art of Shibari, and have just signed up to do an online course together to practice tying rope. All you rock climbers and boat riggers out there, I’m winking at you! ;) Capitalizing on some sex skill-building together now will be the perfect pleasure payout for the future.
They say that absence makes the heart grow fonder, but I challenge the couples who are sheltered together to really use this absurd amount of time to explore the vast world of sexual assets that will ensure your love life is wicked hot long after the current pandemic. Spending this time alone? Go virtual, have an online orgy or date, or learn a new sex skill. Whatever you do, do something productive so you can relish in your naughty whims with that cutie you’ve been thinking about when these isolating times and shelter-in-place mandates are long behind us.
Published May 13th, 2020